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Five (5) Meals Every Nigerian Undergraduate Must Be Able To Prepare

5 Meals Every Nigerian Undergraduate Must Be Able To Prepare. As Nigerian undergraduates, and i am basing this on my personal experience, food is a major part of our lives, what to eat is a question we wake up and sleep with. Away from home and mother’s food, most of us learn to cook while in school, experimenting daringly every day. And whether you are an expert cook or not, male or female, the meals i have listed are a must. 1. Indomie Instant Noodles As popular as Coca Cola, Indomie Noodles leads the pack in instant noodles production. Every student should be able to throw together a plate of edible noodles. With or without eggs, sardines or other condiments. Anyone can eat noodles raw,but as a student you must master the art of cooking properly, to impress visitors and keep you alive, especially during the examinations.

2. Egusi Soup It is quite easy to prepare and relatively cheap. This qualities make Egusi soup the friend of every student. If you do not know how to prepare proper Egusi soup, you might need tutorials from home or friends. A pot every other weekend will reduce your time spent deciding what to eat, all you have to do is prepare ‘eba’ and you are home free.

3. Jollof Rice Now this is a Nigerian staple, and the beauty of jollof rice, is that no one has a monopoly of what it should look or taste like. There are a million and one ways to prepare jollof rice, and all you need as a student is one or two, either with fresh tomatoes or canned ones. And you can prepare with meat, fish or nothing at all. It is relatively cheap and will impress your visitors.

4. Beans Well, this is not everyone’s favorite, you cant deny it comes in handy. One of the reasons every student should know how to prepare beans is that it can be eaten with other things, pap, custard, bread, garri, to mention but a few. And if your budget is limited, all it takes is palm oil, onions, salt and a little crayfish. One disadvantage is that it takes a while and might deplete your kerosene or gas supply. It is however perfect when you have visitors you do not want to feed.

5. Stew This is for Sundays. Stews are quite versatile. You can prepare chicken stew, fish stew, beef stew, or just stew. And then fresh or canned tomatoes, just add spices to taste and you are ready. And once you have a pot of stew, all you have to do is to decide between white rice, yam or even bread each day.

What other meals do you fee are important? Share with us.

WAEC 2016: Agricultural Science Answer Very Funny

*WAEC 2016: Agricultural Science*

Q2 (a) (i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

This is an actual answer given by a student:

1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow!
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2. Goats give soup perfume
especially the boy goat but sheep don't give soup perfume.

3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.

4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don’t have sharp brake.

5. Goat head is smelling but
sheep head is not smelling.

6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.

7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble.

8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.

9). The goat cry pobebe pobeee but sheep cries berh b 

Magic Time. Let See Can Get It Correct

Shake your head while looking at the pic and tell us what you see.
If you have a very high IQ and you shake your head fast enough you can even see 3 people. lol
Only few peeps can see that last person

who do you see

Try To Read This, Very Funny For Students

I cant stop laffin

Just love this kids

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!